*Another day, and another attempt by the Caribou Empire to impose their rule onto Equestria... While Shepherd and Discord are playing a board game*

Discord: Roll for initiative!

Shepherd: That's not how the rules work-

Discord: They do now.

Shepherd: *sighs* Exactly why do I keep playing with you when you're just going to change the rules in mid-game?

Discord: Because you love me... And Fluttershy made me godfather of your child. I have godfather rights!

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